i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
PREACH. No such thing as too happy
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.
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Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
This is why I dropped computing as an A level…Crazy fuckers
There’s this sign that says “Injured Wildlife call this number” I’d love to see that
"Hello? Yeah I’m a possum, some dickhead ran me over"
Apparently keyboard is a great place to continually try and sit. Jasper why must you do this.